So from the title, I'm sure some of you have already guessed what this story is about, and I'm sure you already know most of the details.. so this'll just be a refresher. Once again, I'll be changing the name of one of the characters to protect their anonymity.
Danny dated Michelle Timms for a while in high school, and they were totally "in love". Danny was ready to take their relationship to the next level. By next level I mean that he was ready to wax her ass like Mr Miagi. Michelle, or Shelly as we usually called her, wasn't down for that shit and offered Danny a few options.. hand jobs.. suck, screwing the back of her knee.. hahaha (ass clown, you did that shit), or the ever popular blow-job. Three guesses which one he chose the most. Well Miss Timms apparently didn't like the taste of "skin" in her mouth so she tried adding several different food products to make the taste more appealing, and settled on peanut butter as being her nob slobbing flavor of choice.
Danny then made the mistake of discussing this tidbit of information with us, which prompted us to sing the old seasame street song, http://songsforteaching.com/jackhartmann/s/pbj.mp3"Peanut, peanut butter.. and Shelly", everytime we saw her. One day, while sitting on the couch at Danny's place a thought came to mind and I had to ask..
"Hey Danny.. when she puts the peanut butter on there, does she use a spoon or just stick the jar on there and pull it back off?"
Danny replied that he "Wasn't sure".. which means she just stuck his dick in the peanut butter jar and pulled it back off. He never admitted this fact to me, but I never saw him eat the peanut butter at his house.. and when I try to really remember, I can't think of anytime I ever saw him eat peanut butter. So if Danny doesn't eat peanut butter, then it must have been his dad's.. and now I wonder.. Danny.. did you make your dad eat dick tainted peanut butter?
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